Am I capable of cleaning up a large glass bowl that fell off the counter and broke without cutting myself? No. I am not. Just a nick, but enough to need a bandaid for the moment (probably I won't need it by the time I go shower). And at least it was a finger and not my foot.
On the plus side, that patch of carpet is extremely well vacuumed now. On the minus side, I need a new fruit bowl. I'm thinking the new one won't be glass. Or it'll be like, Pyrex. Hm. Maybe I'll search Etsy and see what vintage Pyrex I can come up with. I can use the mixing bowl for the moment (I don't want to use the mixing bowl long term because I actually use that mixing bowl on a fairly regular basis).
On the plus side, that patch of carpet is extremely well vacuumed now. On the minus side, I need a new fruit bowl. I'm thinking the new one won't be glass. Or it'll be like, Pyrex. Hm. Maybe I'll search Etsy and see what vintage Pyrex I can come up with. I can use the mixing bowl for the moment (I don't want to use the mixing bowl long term because I actually use that mixing bowl on a fairly regular basis).