Pa Make Loa/Touch of Death (H50 & NCIS:LA)

[miss_lucy21]

- Oh, great. Thank you, writers. Because smallpox is totally not one of my freakout points. /sarcasm *shudders*

- Danny, oh, Danny. I get why Steve did what he did, but he really, really hurt Danny. I think he knew it was going to hurt, but I'm not sure he knew how much.

- And I avert my eyes from the victim photos and start singing "la-la-la". Again. If we go much more into the quarantine of the island, people getting sick, etc, I'm gonna start fast-forwarding. I am *that* phobic about biological weapons. (At least it's not the plague. SWAK remains my absolute *least* favorite NCIS episode *ever* and I've only made it through the episode once. People struggling to breathe makes me really, really panicky)

- Danny, I am totally with you. I would be asking about a mosquito bite right about now, too. Because I am totally irrational about these things.

- Gah! Kono, don't put that hand up to your face! And don't open that bag!

- Kono, you should know better than to bring up a potential love interest in front of Chin. Because he's not gonna let it go and he will hound you worse than your mother.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Comescu? WTF?

- Uh, yeah, you could say Callen has history with the Comescus. If you like understatement.

- Oh, the look on G's face when Danny says "Well, that happens." I mean, it's not quite Danny's fault. G just sort of dropped the whole blood feud/dead family on him all matter of fact. Although I'm kind of surprised G actually said that out loud to someone he doesn't know at all, but I suppose that kind of had to happen for the benefit of the audience that doesn't watch both shows.

- Um, guys? , if you're going to a warehouse where there might be people infected with smallpox, don't you think you might want to at least smack a mask and some gloves on?

- Danny and Chin really look a little out of place when it comes to sneaking up on the warehouse, compared to G and Sam's moves. Completely different training, I suppose.

- "What is it with Navy SEALS and backseat drivers?" Hah! Now we know why Sam usually does the driving, because G probably doesn't handle backseat driving with any sort of grace.

- You GUYS! WTF are you doing walking in there with no masks on? GAH! And why are you still STANDING THERE LOOKING AT THEM? And why the hell did the CDC let them WALK OUT OF THERE?!?

- And we're fast-forwarding….

- Ah-ha! Our patented Hawaii Five-0 Over-the-Line moment of the week. I hate it when they pull crap like that.

- And we're *so* not surprised that G wanted to question the driver and so not surprised that Sam vetoed that idea. I'm sure Sam wants to keep G as far away from these people as humanly possible and if it were up to him, they wouldn't have even come to Hawaii in the first place.

- The scene where G and Chin are standing in the middle of the marketplace and G's looking for Dracul is the most natural G looked so far. He and Sam are a bit stilted. Unfamiliar writers and directors, perhaps? Or Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J are really jet lagged, maybe? (H50 films in Hawaii)

- Winifred? Yeah, that is totally the Camaro's name.

- Um, yeah, that's not so good….

And we're moving over to NCIS:LA….

- Eeesh. That did not look like a pleasant way to die.

- Nell's a little freaked. I don't blame her.

- Danny, G's not going to answer anything about his family. Don't even try. (G wouldn't answer even if he did know the answer, which he only sort of does anyway).

- Deeks is all trying to be reassuring. I am not reassured, so I wouldn't be surprised if the flight attendents weren't either

- They have incredibly bad timing in this ep. Seriously bad timing.

- Oh, THANKS, Eric. Because I needed to see the projected spread of a smallpox epidemic.

- Yes, Hetty, because architectural details are the most important thing right now.

- How many NDAs are Chin and Danny going to have to sign before they get to leave?

- These guys are worse than G about the needles. And Hetty always looks a smidgen too excited when she does medical stuff.

- Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the smallpox vax make you contagious? I get the importance of vaccinating them but that doesn't seem like a good thing to send them out in public….

- Deeks and Kensi are both the jealous type and it's kind of amusing, but will wear thin quick

- I am completely unsurprised that G and Sam have a rule about criticizing each other's driving.

- G, honey, you'll last about five minutes on a quiet island with fishing and golf. I know, it's a nice fantasy, though.

- Sam, teasing G about getting shot wasn't quite the right thing to say right this minute. Buddy's a little jumpy right now.

- And there's the "Federal Agent!" Chase of the Week (parallel to the H50 Over The Line Moment of the Week. I mind the Federal Agent Chase much less).

- We have an island theme going on here. Because of the H50 crossover?

- For some reason, Danny and Chin are way more themselves than G and Sam were. Better writing, less jet lag?

- Deeks and Danny- not a good combo

- Atta girl, Kensi!

- Yeah, that is not the Bible verse you want to encounter in an epidemiologist's office…

- I totally do not want to know what Eric was referring to with the catheter. Do Not Want To Know.

- G would know about being paranoid by nature.

- Chin and Sam- good combo. Danny and Everyone in LA? Not such a good combo. Steve needs to come home soon.

- GLOVES, PEOPLE. GLOVES

- Cheeky is a good word for Danny. It's not quite the word for Deeks, though, somehow.

Ok, well, that was good. I never need to see these episodes ever, ever again. I'm going to go take a shower now…