Meme Results
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miss_lucy21So, yeah, this was fun. I'll take more scenarios, if people like, although it's probably not quite so much fun if you look at the list first.
So here is the list:
1. Gibbs (NCIS)
2. Daniel Jackson (SG-1)
3. Steve McGarrett (Hawaii Five-0)
4. Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds)
5. Lenny Briscoe (Law and Order)
6. G Callen (NCIS:LA)
7. Jack O'Neill (SG-1)
8. Kono Kalukaua (H50)
9. Ziva David (NCIS)
10. John Sheppard (SGA)
11. Kensi Blye (NCIS:LA)
12. Ducky (NCIS)
13. Sam Hanna (NCIS:LA)
14. Danny Williams (H50)
15. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
And here are the scenarios:
"Six (G Callen), eleven (Kensi Blye) and twelve (Ducky) are in a car on a country road a hundred miles from nowhere in the middle of the night with no cell phone reception when the car breaks down. They don't even want to try walking to civilization until it's light out. How do they pass the rest of the night?"
G and Kensi will try to fix the car. And probably get snippy at each other because they can't fix the car because they don't have the right parts and not enough stuff with them to MacGyver parts with. And because G's going to be twitchy and trying to hide it so Kensi doesn't get twitchy. So Ducky will start telling stories to distract them from the car, which will get Kensi's attention, because Kensi's a good audience for a story. She'll ask all the right follow up questions because she's curious like that. G will pretend he's not listening and keep checking for cell reception (even though he knows there won't be any) because 1) he really wants a tow truck right about now and 2) he hasn't checked in with Sam in hours and that makes Sam unhappy.
Eventually, though, Ducky and Kensi will fall asleep and G will keep watch until the sun comes up. Then G will start hiking it out to someplace with a land-line and Kensi will stay with Ducky, because G doesn't want to face the wrath of Gibbs if they let Ducky get hurt walking to civilization (even though Ducky is probably plenty capable of walking several miles) or the wrath of Hetty for letting Kensi get hurt, either, because they don't have a lot of water or food. G can operate under those conditions, but he's not going to risk either Kensi or Ducky.
'One (Gibbs), Nine (Ziva David) and Fifteen (Spencer Reid) move in together. Is this a really bad idea?'
Uh, yeah. That is a really bad idea. Gibbs and Ziva would probably be fine with each other for the most part. They might aggravate each other after awhile, but mostly, they'd manage. Neither of them, however, would have a whole lot of patience for Reid. Gibbs would probably duct tape Reid's mouth after about an hour. Maybe two, if he was feeling particularly patient and charitable that day. Because even though Gibbs manages to be mostly patient to varying degrees with the babblers in his life (i.e., McGee, Abby and Ducky), Reid is a babbler of a magnitude higher than any of them. And Reid doesn't slow down for people- he expects you to keep up- and Gibbs does not like not understanding what people are telling him.
Ziva would probably last a little bit longer than Gibbs, because she is a little more patient in some ways (sort of). But Reid would just completely overwhelm her with information and he wouldn't just correct her idioms, he'd launch into the etymology of them with great detail and she'd be forced to punch him in the throat to shut him up. Hopefully without killing him.
'Under what circumstances might Five (Lenny Briscoe) and Seven (Jack O'Neill) fall in love?'
Bwah-ha-ha. Yeah, no. I can think of no circumstances under which Lenny Briscoe and Jack O'Neill fall in love with each other. Have a snark war, yes. Fall in love, no.
'Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?'
There are an awful lot of bad-asses on this list, so this is a difficult one. However, upon reflection, I really do think John Sheppard might be the best candidate. Because after the Wraith, a few zombies shouldn't even faze him. Jack O'Neill would be a good runner up, by that logic, but the Goa'uld and the Wraith aren't quite on the same level.
I'm pretty sure, however, whoever I picked would not want *me* on *their* side. Because I would be pretty damn useless in a zombie invasion.
So here is the list:
1. Gibbs (NCIS)
2. Daniel Jackson (SG-1)
3. Steve McGarrett (Hawaii Five-0)
4. Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds)
5. Lenny Briscoe (Law and Order)
6. G Callen (NCIS:LA)
7. Jack O'Neill (SG-1)
8. Kono Kalukaua (H50)
9. Ziva David (NCIS)
10. John Sheppard (SGA)
11. Kensi Blye (NCIS:LA)
12. Ducky (NCIS)
13. Sam Hanna (NCIS:LA)
14. Danny Williams (H50)
15. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
And here are the scenarios:
"Six (G Callen), eleven (Kensi Blye) and twelve (Ducky) are in a car on a country road a hundred miles from nowhere in the middle of the night with no cell phone reception when the car breaks down. They don't even want to try walking to civilization until it's light out. How do they pass the rest of the night?"
G and Kensi will try to fix the car. And probably get snippy at each other because they can't fix the car because they don't have the right parts and not enough stuff with them to MacGyver parts with. And because G's going to be twitchy and trying to hide it so Kensi doesn't get twitchy. So Ducky will start telling stories to distract them from the car, which will get Kensi's attention, because Kensi's a good audience for a story. She'll ask all the right follow up questions because she's curious like that. G will pretend he's not listening and keep checking for cell reception (even though he knows there won't be any) because 1) he really wants a tow truck right about now and 2) he hasn't checked in with Sam in hours and that makes Sam unhappy.
Eventually, though, Ducky and Kensi will fall asleep and G will keep watch until the sun comes up. Then G will start hiking it out to someplace with a land-line and Kensi will stay with Ducky, because G doesn't want to face the wrath of Gibbs if they let Ducky get hurt walking to civilization (even though Ducky is probably plenty capable of walking several miles) or the wrath of Hetty for letting Kensi get hurt, either, because they don't have a lot of water or food. G can operate under those conditions, but he's not going to risk either Kensi or Ducky.
'One (Gibbs), Nine (Ziva David) and Fifteen (Spencer Reid) move in together. Is this a really bad idea?'
Uh, yeah. That is a really bad idea. Gibbs and Ziva would probably be fine with each other for the most part. They might aggravate each other after awhile, but mostly, they'd manage. Neither of them, however, would have a whole lot of patience for Reid. Gibbs would probably duct tape Reid's mouth after about an hour. Maybe two, if he was feeling particularly patient and charitable that day. Because even though Gibbs manages to be mostly patient to varying degrees with the babblers in his life (i.e., McGee, Abby and Ducky), Reid is a babbler of a magnitude higher than any of them. And Reid doesn't slow down for people- he expects you to keep up- and Gibbs does not like not understanding what people are telling him.
Ziva would probably last a little bit longer than Gibbs, because she is a little more patient in some ways (sort of). But Reid would just completely overwhelm her with information and he wouldn't just correct her idioms, he'd launch into the etymology of them with great detail and she'd be forced to punch him in the throat to shut him up. Hopefully without killing him.
'Under what circumstances might Five (Lenny Briscoe) and Seven (Jack O'Neill) fall in love?'
Bwah-ha-ha. Yeah, no. I can think of no circumstances under which Lenny Briscoe and Jack O'Neill fall in love with each other. Have a snark war, yes. Fall in love, no.
'Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?'
There are an awful lot of bad-asses on this list, so this is a difficult one. However, upon reflection, I really do think John Sheppard might be the best candidate. Because after the Wraith, a few zombies shouldn't even faze him. Jack O'Neill would be a good runner up, by that logic, but the Goa'uld and the Wraith aren't quite on the same level.
I'm pretty sure, however, whoever I picked would not want *me* on *their* side. Because I would be pretty damn useless in a zombie invasion.