Lucy's Library

So, I'm watching Rachael and Guy's Celebrity Cookoff on the Food Network (yes, around here, it's all crime drama and cooking shows. We know how to party up in here!) and Lou Diamond Phillips is one of the contestants. Now, I know LDP has been in about a million things, but whenever I see him, I see Ian Edgerton, the scary sniper dude from Numb3rs. Someone needs to write Ian Edgerton in a fried chicken cook-off. With the judges from Chopped.

I'd do it, something a la my Iron Chef America/Hawaii Five-0 quasi-crossover, but I don't really have Ian's voice in my head.